Ben Roethlisberger's bike and internal organs (Brain) have now been deceased for one year on this fine day. Happy birthday some curse (Lets say the Curse of the Phantom Holding Call) that someone hasn't made up yet.

Labels: IHateU, NFL

Good lord the Houston Texans are retarded. They just traded for Matt Schuab from the Falcons and I think they've been drinking again. For reason of sanity, I have included the draft pick value chart values on all picks exchanged:

Swap Pick 1.8 (1400) for Pick 1.10 (1300)
Pick 2.39 510
2008 2nd round (Lets assume the Texans lose a lot, duh) about 520 more points.

So about 1130 Draft points, which is between 1.13 (1150) and 1.14 (1100). After a certain draft guffaw last year (Reggie Bush is laughing somewhere, probably making it rain or whatever) of not trading down to take Mario Williams and burning out the equivalent of a mid second rounder for nothing. (The Saints knew you were tools and wouldn't have traded anyways)

BRAVO!

So what can you get with a 1.13 pick?
2003:
1.22 Rex "Sex Cannon" Grossman

YOU'RE TOTALLY SCREWED NOW.

Labels: Draft Nerdage, NFL