With people going crazy trying to figure out which location Bonds hitting 755 and 756 (Harry pretends to be dead, and see title)would bring the most drama, here is a look at the upcoming schedule: (Voldemort's snake kills Snape)


Fri 7/20 @ Milwaukee J. Suppan (8-8) 12 HR's allowed (This season)
Sat 7/21 @ Milwaukee D. Bush (8-7) 13 HR's
Sun 7/22 @ Milwaukee- DAY GAME C. Vargas (7-2) 17 HR's
Mon 7/23 Atlanta J. Smoltz (9-5) 9 HR's
Tue 7/24 Atlanta They Kill the Owl
Weds 7/25 Atlanta
Thur 7/26 Atlanta
Fri 7/27 Florida
Sat 7/28 Florida
Sun 7/29 Florida
Mon 7/30 Off Dobby dies
Tue 7/31 @ Los Angeles (N)
Weds 8/1 @ Los Angeles (N)
Thur 8/2 @ Los Angeles (N)
Fri 8/3 @ San Diego
Sat 8/4 @ San Diego
Sun 8/5 @ San Diego
Mon 8/6 Washington
Tue 8/7 Washington
Weds 8/8 Washington
Thur 8/9 Washington
Fri 8/10 Pittsburgh
Sat 8/11 Pittsburgh
Sun 8/12 Pittsburgh- DAY GAME
(Book ends with them sending their kids to wizzard school)

I think it's safe to assume Bonds will be sitting if he hits any today, to wait for the homestand. Dumbledorf was going to die anyway, Snape performed a mercy killing so Draco wouldn't be a murderer. Well, anyway, go watch some baseball and don't read any kids books!

Labels: Barry Bonds, Gay Children's Books, I'll Muggle your goddamned face, IHateU