Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Days of Thun-durrrr 2 COLT HARDER
After looking at the results this season for Day/Night splits, lets see which ones are just dumb luck by looking at last year.

































Team 2008 Day +/- 2007 Day +/-
Arizona Diamondbacks 0.51 0.50 0.01 0.56 0.47 0.09
Atlanta Braves 0.48 0.52 -0.04 0.52 0.52 0.00
Baltimore Orioles 0.51 0.36 0.15 0.43 0.38 0.05
Boston Red Sox 0.59 0.67 -0.08 0.59 0.68 -0.09
Chicago Cubs 0.60 0.64 -0.04 0.53 0.53 -0.01
Chicago White Sox 0.57 0.60 -0.03 0.44 0.38 0.06
Cincinnati Reds 0.46 0.47 0.00 0.44 0.42 0.02
Cleveland Indians 0.45 0.29 0.15 0.59 0.60 0.00
Colorado Rockies 0.39 0.32 0.07 0.55 0.55 0.00
Detroit Tigers 0.51 0.45 0.06 0.54 0.55 0.00
Florida Marlins 0.52 0.56 -0.03 0.44 0.44 0.00
Houston Astros 0.48 0.45 0.03 0.45 0.40 0.05
Kansas City Royals 0.46 0.55 -0.09 0.43 0.48 -0.05
Los Angeles Angels 0.59 0.70 -0.11 0.58 0.57 0.01
Los Angeles Dodgers 0.46 0.36 0.11 0.51 0.53 -0.03
Milwaukee Brewers 0.54 0.59 -0.05 0.51 0.44 0.08
Minnesota Twins 0.54 0.44 0.10 0.49 0.53 -0.04
New York Mets 0.49 0.52 -0.03 0.54 0.58 -0.03
New York Yankees 0.53 0.57 -0.04 0.58 0.52 0.06
Oakland Athletics 0.55 0.64 -0.09 0.47 0.47 0.00
Philadelphia Phillies 0.53 0.40 0.13 0.55 0.54 0.01
Pittsburgh Pirates 0.46 0.50 -0.04 0.42 0.42 0.00
San Diego Padres 0.39 0.50 -0.11 0.55 0.55 0.00
San Francisco Giants 0.43 0.35 0.08 0.44 0.40 0.04
Seattle Mariners 0.38 0.36 0.02 0.54 0.52 0.02
St. Louis Cardinals 0.57 0.57 0.00 0.48 0.52 -0.04
Tampa Bay Rays 0.61 0.57 0.04 0.41 0.48 -0.07
Texas Rangers 0.51 0.38 0.14 0.46 0.48 -0.01
Toronto Blue Jays 0.49 0.69 -0.20 0.51 0.53 -0.02
Washington Nationals 0.39 0.44 -0.05 0.45 0.52 -0.07



Of these magical teams, it seems only the Orioles consistently suck ass during the day. The Giants' also appear to hate the day, but they may just be missing breakfast at Denny's or something GET OFF MY LAWN.

Oddly enough, masturbating hero of drunkards, Aubrey Huff appears to love the shit out of days:

Aubrey Huff
2008 Day: .883 OPS
2008 Night: .826 OPS
2007 Day: .809 OPS
2007 Night: .768 OPS
Career Day: .826 OPS
Career Night: .812 OPS

So I guess the rest of the Orioles need to drink and whack off more.

On the other side, the Red Sox, and the Royals appear to love the day. Since the Cubs play about half their games as day games, maybe they should get more drunkard chicken chokers, or Royals. Whatever.

In related news, Mark Prior was trapped in the phantom zone and beaten up by General Zod.

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Days of thun-durrrrrrrrrr
Since I am a degenerate gambler, I have begun to wonder about day/night splits. In this episode of Big Show Baseball, let’s see who needs to get some amphetamines.

Well that or porn.






































 East W L Pct Day W Day L Day Pct +/-
 Tampa Bay Rays 50 32 0.61 13 10 0.57 0.04
 Boston Red Sox 50 35 0.588 16 8 0.67 -0.08
 New York Yankees 44 39 0.53 16 12 0.57 -0.04
 Baltimore Orioles 41 40 0.506 9 16 0.36 0.15
 Toronto Blue Jays 41 43 0.488 18 8 0.69 -0.20
 Central W L Pct
 Chicago White Sox 47 35 0.573 18 12 0.60 -0.03
 Minnesota Twins 45 38 0.542 11 14 0.44 0.10
 Detroit Tigers 42 40 0.512 14 17 0.45 0.06
 Kansas City Royals 38 45 0.458 16 13 0.55 -0.09
 Cleveland Indians 37 46 0.446 7 17 0.29 0.15
 West W L Pct
 Los Angeles Angels 49 34 0.59 14 6 0.70 -0.11
 Oakland Athletics 45 37 0.549 16 9 0.64 -0.09
 Texas Rangers 43 41 0.512 9 15 0.38 0.14
 Seattle Mariners 31 51 0.378 9 16 0.36 0.02
 East W L Pct
 Philadelphia Phillies 44 39 0.53 10 15 0.40 0.13
 Florida Marlins 43 39 0.524 10 8 0.56 -0.03
 New York Mets 40 42 0.488 16 15 0.52 -0.03
 Atlanta Braves 40 43 0.482 15 14 0.52 -0.04
 Washington Nationals 33 51 0.393 11 14 0.44 -0.05
 Central W L Pct
 Chicago Cubs 50 33 0.602 25 14 0.64 -0.04
 St. Louis Cardinals 48 36 0.571 17 13 0.57 0.00
 Milwaukee Brewers 44 38 0.537 20 14 0.59 -0.05
 Houston Astros 40 43 0.482 10 12 0.45 0.03
 Cincinnati Reds 39 45 0.464 14 16 0.47 0.00
 Pittsburgh Pirates 38 44 0.463 13 13 0.50 -0.04
 West W L Pct
 Arizona Diamondbacks 42 41 0.506 16 16 0.50 0.01
 Los Angeles Dodgers 38 44 0.463 10 18 0.36 0.11
 San Francisco Giants 36 47 0.434 11 20 0.35 0.08
 San Diego Padres 33 51 0.393 12 12 0.50 -0.11
 Colorado Rockies 32 51 0.386 8 17 0.32 0.07


The Orioles, Indians, Rangers, and Phillies seem to be some sort of weird vampire. The Blue Jays seem to be some weirdo morning people freaks.

In other news, Mark Prior was mauled by a emu.

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